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"Rumors of My Death . . ."
( 3)
Enchantment
, Exile a permanent you control with a League of Dastardly Doom watermark: Return a permanent card with a League of Dastardly Doom watermark from your graveyard to the battlefield.
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_____
( 2)
Creature — Shapeshifter
(1/1)
: This card's name becomes the card name of your choice. Activate anywhere, anytime.
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Accessories to Murder
( 0)
Artifact — Contraption
Whenever you crank Accessories to Murder, target creature gets +X/+0 until end of turn, where X is the number of creatures you control.
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Adorable Kitten
( 1)
Host Creature — Cat
(1/1)
When this creature enters the battlefield, roll a six-sided die. You gain life equal to the result.
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Aerial Toastmaster
( 4)
Artifact Creature — Cyborg Rigger
(3/2)
Flying , Sacrifice another artifact: Aerial Toastmaster assembles a Contraption. (Put the top card of your Contraption deck face up onto one of your sprockets.)
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Aesthetic Consultation
( 1)
Instant
Choose an artist. Exile the top six cards of your library, then reveal cards from the top of your library until you reveal a card with art by the chosen artist. Put that card in your hand and exile all other cards revealed this way.
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Amateur Auteur
( 2)
Creature — Human
(2/2)
Sacrifice Amateur Auteur: Destroy target enchantment.
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Ambiguity
( 4)
Enchantment
Whenever a player plays a spell that counters a spell that has been played or a player plays a spell that comes into play with counters, that player may counter the next spell played or put an additional counter on a permanent that has already been played, but not countered.
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Angelic Rocket
( 8)
Host Artifact Creature — Angel
(4/4)
Flying When this creature enters the battlefield, you may destroy target nonland permanent.
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Animate Library
( 6)
Enchantment — Aura
Enchant your library Enchanted library is an artifact creature on the battlefield with power and toughness each equal to the number of cards in it. It's still a library. If enchanted library would leave the battlefield, exile Animate Library instead.
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Applied Aeronautics
( 0)
Artifact — Contraption
Whenever you crank Applied Aeronautics, until end of turn, target creature gets +1/+0, gains flying, and becomes an artifact in addition to its other types.
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Arms Depot
( 0)
Artifact — Contraption
Whenever you crank Arms Depot, put two +1/+1 counters on target creature.
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Artful Looter
( 3)
Creature — Human Wizard
(1/2)
: Draw a card, then discard a card. Whenever a permanent that shares an artist with another permanent you control enters the battlefield, untap Artful Looter.
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As Luck Would Have It
( 1)
Enchantment
Hexproof Whenever you roll a die, put a number of luck counters on As Luck Would Have It equal to the result. Then if there are 100 or more luck counters on As Luck Would Have It, you win the game. (Count both rolls if you reroll a die.)
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Ashnod's Coupon
( 0)
Artifact
, Sacrifice Ashnod's Coupon: Target player gets you target drink. You pay any costs for the drink.
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Ass Whuppin'
( 3)
Sorcery
Destroy target silver-bordered or acorn permanent in any game you can see from your seat.
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Assquatch
( 5)
Creature — Donkey
(3{1/2}/3{1/2})
Each other Donkey gets +1½/+1½. Whenever another Donkey enters the battlefield, untap target creature and gain control of it until end of turn. That creature gains haste until end of turn.
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Atinlay Igpay
( 6)
Eaturecray — Igpay
(3/3)
Oubleday ikestray Enwhay ouyay eakspay ay onnay-igpay-atinlay ordway, acrificesay Atinlay Igpay.
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Auto-Key
( 0)
Artifact — Contraption
Whenever you crank Auto-Key, until end of turn, target creature becomes an artifact in addition to its other types and gains ": You gain 3 life."
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Avatar of Me
( 4)
Creature — Avatar
(*/*)
This spell costs more to cast for each ten years you've been alive. Avatar of Me's power is equal to your height in feet and its toughness is equal to your American shoe size. Round to the nearest ½. Avatar of Me is the color of your eyes.
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AWOL
( 3)
Instant
Exile target attacking creature. Then remove it from the game. Then put it into the absolutely-removed-from-the-freaking-game-forever zone.
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B.F.M. (Big Furry Monster)
( 0)
Creature — The Biggest, Baddest, Nastiest,
You must cast both B.F.M. cards to put leaves the battlefield, sacrifice the other. B.F.M. can't be blocked except by three or
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Baron Von Count
( 3)
Legendary Creature — Human Villain
(3/3)
Baron Von Count enters the battlefield with a doom counter on "5." Whenever you cast a spell with the indicated numeral in its mana cost, text box, power, or toughness, move the doom counter one numeral to the left. When the doom counter moves from "1," destroy target player and put that doom counter on "5."
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Bee-Bee Gun
( 0)
Artifact — Contraption
Whenever you crank Bee-Bee Gun, until end of turn, target creature gains ": This creature fights another target creature."
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Better Than One
( 2)
Sorcery
A person outside the game becomes your teammate. (Choose any number of cards in your hand, on top of your library, or on the battlefield under your control. Those cards become your teammate's hand, library, and permanents, respectively.)
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Big Boa Constrictor
( 4)
Host Creature — Snake
(1/2)
When this creature enters the battlefield, roll a six-sided die. Target opponent loses life equal to the result.
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B-I-N-G-O
( 2)
Creature — Dog
(1/1)
Trample Whenever a player casts a spell, put a chip counter on its mana value. B-I-N-G-O gets +9/+9 for each set of three numbers in a row with chip counters on them.
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Blacker Lotus
( 0)
Artifact
: Tear Blacker Lotus into pieces. Add four mana of any one color. Remove the pieces from the game.
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Bloodletter
( 3)
Creature — Zombie
(2/3)
When the names of three or more nonland permanents begin with the same letter, sacrifice Bloodletter. If you do, it deals 2 damage to each creature and each player.
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Blurry Beeble
( 1)
Artifact Creature — Cyborg Beeble
(1/1)
Blurry (This creature can be blocked only if defending player was wearing glasses as it was cast.) Whenever Blurry Beeble deals combat damage to a player, you may draw a card. If you do, discard a card.
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Boomflinger
( 0)
Artifact — Contraption
Whenever you crank Boomflinger, roll two six-sided dice. Boomflinger deals damage to target player or planeswalker equal to the difference between those results.
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Booster Tutor
( 1)
Instant
Open a sealed Magic booster pack, reveal the cards, and put one of them into your hand. (Remove that card from your deck before beginning a new game.)
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Border Guardian
( 4)
Artifact Creature — Knight
(1/1)
Whenever you cast a silver-bordered spell, put a +1/+1 counter on Border Guardian. Whenever you cast a black-bordered spell, Border Guardian can't be blocked this turn. Whenever you cast a white-bordered spell, Border Guardian gains double strike until end of turn.
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Bosom Buddy
( 4)
Creature — Elephant Townsfolk
(1/4)
Whenever you cast a spell, you may gain ½ life for each word in that spell's name.
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Box of Free-Range Goblins
( 6)
Sorcery
Roll a six-sided die. Create a number of 1/1 red Goblin creature tokens equal to the result.
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Bronze Calendar
( 4)
Artifact
Spells you cast cost less to cast. You must speak in a voice other than your normal voice. When you speak in your normal voice, sacrifice Bronze Calendar.
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Brushstroke Paintermage
( 4)
Creature — Human Wizard
(2/3)
: Target permanent's artist becomes the artist of your choice until end of turn.
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Bumbling Pangolin
( 4)
Host Creature — Pangolin Beast
(2/2)
When this creature enters the battlefield, you may destroy target artifact.
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Bureaucracy
( 5)
Enchantment
Pursuant to subsection 3.1(4) of Richard's Rules of Order, at the beginning of the upkeep of each participant in this game of the Magic: The Gathering® trading card game (hereafter known as "PLAYER"), that PLAYER performs all actions in the sequence of previously added actions (hereafter known as "ACTION QUEUE"), in the order those actions were added, then adds another action to the end of the ACTION QUEUE. All actions must be simple physical or verbal actions that a player can perform while sitting in a chair, without jeopardizing the health and security of said PLAYER. When any PLAYER does not perform all the prescribed actions in the correct order, sacrifice Bureaucracy and said PLAYER discards their complement of cards in hand (hereafter known as "HAND").
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Burning Cinder Fury of Crimson Chaos Fire
( 4)
Enchantment
Whenever any player taps a permanent, that player choose one of their opponents. The chosen player gains control of that permanent at the beginning of the next end step. At the beginning of each player's end step, if that player didn't tap any nonland permanents that turn, Burning Cinder Fury of Crimson Chaos Fire deals 3 damage to that player.
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Bursting Beebles
( 3)
Creature — Beeble
(2/2)
Bursting Beebles can't be blocked as long as defending player controls two or more nonland permanents that share an artist.
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Buzz Buggy
( 0)
Artifact — Contraption
Whenever you crank Buzz Buggy, target creature gets +2/+0 and gains trample until end of turn.
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Buzzing Whack-a-Doodle
( 4)
Artifact
As Buzzing Whack-a-Doodle enters the battlefield, you and an opponent each secretly choose Whack or Doodle. Then those choices are revealed. If the choices match, Buzzing Whack-a-Doodle has that ability. Otherwise, it has Buzz. • Whack — : Target player loses 2 life. • Doodle — : You gain 3 life. • Buzz — , : Draw a card.
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capital offense
( 4)
instant
target creature gets -x/-x until end of turn, where x is the number of times a capital letter appears in its rules text. (ignore reminder text and flavor text.)
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Cardboard Carapace
( 6)
Enchantment — Aura
Enchant creature For each other card named Cardboard Carapace you have with you outside the game, enchanted creature gets +1/+1.
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Cardpecker
( 2)
Creature — Bird
(1{1/2}/1)
Flying Gotcha — If an opponent touches the table with their hand, you may say "Gotcha" When you do, return Cardpecker from your graveyard to your hand.
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Carnivorous Death-Parrot
( 2)
Creature — Bird
(2/2)
Flying At the beginning of your upkeep, sacrifice Carnivorous Death-Parrot unless you say its flavor text.
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Censorship
( 1)
Enchantment
As Censorship enters the battlefield, choose a word. Whenever a player says the chosen word, Censorship deals 2 damage to that player.
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Chaos Confetti
( 4)
Artifact
, : Tear Chaos Confetti into pieces. Throw the pieces onto the battlefield from a distance of at least five feet. Destroy each permanent that a piece touches. Remove the pieces from the game.
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Charm School
( 3)
Enchantment
As Charm School enters the battlefield, choose a color and balance Charm School on your head. Prevent all damage that would be dealt to you by sources of the chosen color. When Charm School falls off your head, sacrifice Charm School.
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Cheap Ass
( 2)
Creature — Donkey Townsfolk
(1/3{1/2})
Spells you cast cost o½ less to cast.
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Cheatyface
( 3)
Creature — Efreet
(2/2)
If Cheatyface is in your hand, you may sneak Cheatyface onto the battlefield. If an opponent catches you right away, that player may exile Cheatyface. Flying
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Checks and Balances
( 3)
Enchantment
Cast this spell only if there are three or more players in the game. Whenever a player casts a spell, each of that player's opponents may discard a card. If they do, counter that spell.
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Chicken à la King
( 3)
Creature — Bird Noble
(2/2)
Whenever a 6 is rolled on a six-sided die, put a +1/+1 counter on each Bird. (You may roll dice only when instructed to.) Tap an untapped Bird you control: Roll a six-sided die. (Like now.)
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Chicken Egg
( 2)
Creature — Egg
(0/1)
At the beginning of your upkeep, roll a six-sided die. If you roll a 6, sacrifice Chicken Egg and create a 4/4 red Giant Bird creature token.
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Chipper Chopper
( 4)
Artifact Creature — Cyborg Rigger
(1/1)
Flying When Chipper Chopper enters the battlefield, you may sacrifice another artifact. If you do, put two +1/+1 counters on Chipper Chopper and it assembles a Contraption. (Put the top card of your Contraption deck face up onto one of your sprockets.)
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Chittering Doom
( 4)
Enchantment
Whenever you roll a 4 or higher on a die, create a 1/1 green Squirrel creature token.
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Chivalrous Chevalier
( 5)
Artifact Creature — Cyborg Knight
(3/3)
Flying When Chivalrous Chevalier enters the battlefield, return a creature you control to its owner's hand unless you compliment an opponent.
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Circle of Protection: Art
( 2)
Enchantment
As Circle of Protection: Art enters the battlefield, choose an artist. : The next time a source of your choice with art by the chosen artist would deal damage to you this turn, prevent that damage. : Return Circle of Protection: Art to its owner's hand.
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City of Ass
( 0)
Land
City of Ass enters the battlefield tapped. : Add one and one-half mana of any one color.
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Clam Session
( 3)
Creature — Clamfolk
(2/5)
As Clam Session enters the battlefield, choose a word. At the beginning of your upkeep, you may sing at least six words of a song, at least one of which is the chosen word. If you don't, sacrifice Clam Session. You can't repeat a song.
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Clambassadors
( 4)
Creature — Clamfolk
(4/4)
Whenever Clambassadors deals damage to a player, choose an artifact, creature, or land you control. That player gains control of that permanent.
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Clam-I-Am
( 3)
Creature — Clamfolk
(2/2)
If you roll a 3 on a six-sided die, you may reroll that die.
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Clay Pigeon
( 3)
Artifact Creature — Bird
(1/1)
Flying , Throw Clay Pigeon into the air at least two feet above your head while seated: If you catch Clay Pigeon with one hand, prevent all damage a source of your choice would deal to you this turn and tap Clay Pigeon. Otherwise, sacrifice it.
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Clever Combo
( 2)
Sorcery
Search your library for a host card or a card with augment, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.
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Clock of DOOOOOOOOOOOOM!
( 4)
Artifact
, : Move the CRANK counter to your Contraption deck's next sprocket and crank any number of that sprocket's Contraptions.
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Clocknapper
( 5)
Creature — Human Spy
(2/2)
When Clocknapper enters the battlefield, choose beginning phase, precombat main phase, combat phase, postcombat main phase, or ending phase. Steal that phase from target player during their next turn. (That phase occurs as though it's your turn instead.)
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Cogmentor
( 1)
Artifact Creature — Gnome Rigger
(1/1)
Flying : Reassemble target Contraption you control. (Move it onto another one of your sprockets.)
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Collector Protector
( 5)
Creature — Human Gamer
(2/5)
, Give an opponent a nonland card you own from outside the game: Prevent the next 1 damage that would be dealt to you or Collector Protector this turn.
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Common Courtesy
( 4)
Enchantment
Whenever a player casts a spell without asking your permission while casting it, counter that spell. When a player asks you permission to cast a spell and you refuse, counter that spell and sacrifice Common Courtesy.
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Common Iguana
( 2)
Host Creature — Lizard
(1/3)
When this creature enters the battlefield, you may discard a card. If you do, draw a card.
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Contraption Cannon
( 4)
Artifact
, Sacrifice Contraption Cannon: It deals damage to any target equal to the number of Contraptions you control.
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Crafty Octopus
( 3)
Host Creature — Octopus Rigger
(1/3)
When this creature enters the battlefield, this creature assembles a Contraption. (Put the top card of your Contraption deck face up onto one of your sprockets.)
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Cramped Bunker
( 6)
Enchantment
At the beginning of each opponent's upkeep, that player moves a permanent they control to touch Cramped Bunker and no other permanents. If the player can't, destroy each permanent they control that isn't touching Cramped Bunker, then sacrifice it.
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Creature Guy
( 4)
Creature — Beast
(3/3)
Gotcha — If an opponent says "creature" or "guy," you may say "Gotcha" When you do, return Creature Guy from your graveyard to your hand.
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Crow Storm
( 3)
Sorcery
Create a 1/2 blue Bird creature token with flying named Storm Crow. Storm (When you cast this spell, copy it for each spell cast before it this turn.)
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Curse of the Fire Penguin
( 6)
Enchantment — Aura
Enchant creature Curse of the Fire Penguin consumes and confuses enchanted creature.
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Deadhead
( 4)
Creature — Zombie
(3/3)
: Return Deadhead from your graveyard to the battlefield. Activate only if an opponent isn't touching their hand (of cards).
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Deadly Poison Sampler
( 0)
Artifact — Contraption
Whenever you crank Deadly Poison Sampler, until end of turn, target creature gains "Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, destroy target creature that player controls."
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Deal Damage
( 4)
Instant
Deal Damage deals 4 damage to any target. Gotcha — If an opponent says "deal" or "damage," you may say "Gotcha" When you do, return Deal Damage from your graveyard to your hand.
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Defective Detective
( 3)
Creature — Human Spy
(2/1)
Defective Detective can't be blocked. When Defective Detective enters the battlefield, a person outside the game looks at target opponent's hand and chooses a card from it. That player reveals that card.
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Denied!
( 1)
Instant
Choose a card name, then target spell's controller reveals their hand. If a card with the chosen name is revealed this way, counter that spell.
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Dictation Quillograph
( 0)
Artifact — Contraption
Whenever you crank Dictation Quillograph, until end of turn, target creature gains "Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, you may draw a card. If you do, discard a card."
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Dirty Rat
( 2)
Host Creature — Rat
(1/1)
When this creature enters the battlefield, target opponent discards a card.
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Dispatch Dispensary
( 0)
Artifact — Contraption
Whenever you crank Dispatch Dispensary, create a 2/2 black Rogue creature token with menace.
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Division Table
( 0)
Artifact — Contraption
Whenever you crank Division Table, target player loses 2 life.
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Dogsnail Engine
( 0)
Artifact — Contraption
Whenever you crank Dogsnail Engine, target player gains life equal to the greatest power among creatures you control.
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Do-It-Yourself Seraph
( 6)
Artifact Creature — Cyborg Angel
(4/4)
Flying Whenever Do-It-Yourself Seraph attacks, you may search your library for an artifact card, exile it, then shuffle. Do-It-Yourself Seraph has the text box of each card exiled with Do-It-Yourself Seraph in addition to its own.
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Double Cross
( 5)
Sorcery
Choose another player. Look at that player's hand and choose a card other than a basic land card from it. They discard that card. At the beginning of the first upkeep in your next game with that player, look at that player's hand and choose a card other than a basic land card from it. They discard that card.
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Double Deal
( 5)
Sorcery
Choose another player. Double Deal deals 3 damage to that player. At the beginning of the first upkeep in your next game with that player, Double Deal deals 3 damage to the player.
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